Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Under the Mistletoe

I was driving to work this morning and for some reason this particular memory popped into mind.  Oh, how I miss being this starry-eyed!

It was the day before Christmas break of my sophomore year in high school. A group of us girls had gathered at my locker and we were chatting away. Then I let them in on a little secret: "I have a piece of mistletoe in my locker." "What?" they all squealed. "Who is it for?" I told them, and they couldn't believe it. It was for one of my older brother's friends: one of the most popular seniors in the school. "You're so brave! I couldn't do that," one said. I was thinking of course you couldn't, you have a boyfriend that you can kiss whenever you want. I didn't have that luxury, so I had to make my own opportunity.

I thought about how I was going to execute the plan for most of the day. Then I discussed it with my best friend Emily. "When  you do it are you going to go right for his mouth?" "Um...I have no idea. I just have to see how it plays out. But first I have to get him to my locker." "Well if you know where he's going to be after school, you can take the mistletoe to him. So maybe you should put it in your purse." I thought that was a great idea! "I'll do that!" But I was very nervous. I hadn't kissed a guy before, so I hoped reading all of those Rosamond du Jardin books would make some knowledge come out at the right time.

Finally, the bell rang dismissing last class and I made a beeline for my locker to get the mistletoe out so I could go find Derek. As I was rummaging around in my locker, Emily's boyfriend came up. I had been in "teen love" with this guy since I had first seen him when he transferred to our school the prior year. But of course he had fallen for Emily. This had caused a real rift in our friendship for about 5 minutes, but as always I got over it and harbored no ill will. "Hi Rita," he said. "Hi. What's up?" "Emily said you had mistletoe." "I do, but I'm sure you don't need it." He smiled. "Can I see it?" I shrugged. "Sure." I handed it to him.

He took that piece of mistletoe, held it over my head, and planted one on me. And I mean laid one on me! Can we just say it was my first French kiss??  Does anyone besides me still call it a French kiss? Anyhoo, by the time we were done I was dumbstruck and shell-shocked. He smiled at me and handed the mistletoe back. "Merry Christmas!" he said as he sauntered away.

What in the world had just happened?  My mouth was probably still hanging open when Emily rounded the other corner and came up to me. "Did you see Tom?" "How did he know I had mistletoe?" "I told him." "Well did you tell him to use it?" "Did he?" "YES!" Emily giggled. "Then good for you! Now that you're all warmed up, go find Derek and call me later!"

I had forgotten about Derek! I hastily stuffed the rest of my books in my locker, put on my jacket and closed my locker. When I turned around, I saw Derek heading down the hall in my direction. I froze as he stopped in front of me. "Hi Rita." "Um...hi Derek." "I hear you have something for me." "I do?" He pointed to my hand, where the mistletoe was. Nonplussed, I raised it over his head and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "That was beautiful," he said, then kissed me on my cheek. "Merry Christmas Rita."

As I watched him walk away, I wondered how he had known about the mistletoe. Then I thought: who cared???

It wasn't until I was talking to Emily that evening, that I found out that the mistletoe info came from my friends, who had told people about how brave I was going to be. I didn't know whether to be thankful, or mortified. But since we were now on Christmas break, it didn't matter as no one would remember once school resumed. But as you can see: I remembered! And I always will. 

Merry Christmas! 🎄🎅🤶



Wednesday, December 15, 2021

A Christmas Story

 Once upon a time there was a woman named Rita. She just loved Christmas, and especially decorating and looking at her tree. She had so many beautiful ornaments, and each one had special meaning. But her favorite one was Tiny Santa.

She couldn't even remember where she had gotten Tiny Santa, but she loved him because he was so tiny and cute. He couldn't have been more than an inch and a half tall, if that! However, he always got a place of prominence on the tree. Yep: she loved Tiny Santa.

But what she didn't know was that someone else loved Tiny Santa too. And that someone  was...Pumpkin Louise! The little Chihuahua had seen Grammy Rita put Tiny Santa on the tree. Tiny Santa was just the right size of a toy for Pumpkin Louise. So she couldn't understand why it wasn't given to her to play with. Maybe it was an oversight.

However, Grammy Rita never gave Tiny Santa to Pumpkin to play with. And this made her very sad. Wasn't Christmas the season for giving? And didn't Pumpkin always get what she wanted because she was spoiled? Er...loved? So she would sit under the tree like a present, or in front of it, looking up at Tiny Santa. But to her horror, Grammy Rita said, "I know what you want Pumpkin but Tiny Santa is Grammy's. Go play with one of your toys." She didn't want one of her toys. She wanted Tiny Santa!

One day when Mama Kitty was rearranging ornaments, Tiny Santa fell to the floor. Now was Pumpkin's chance! She dashed over and grabbed Tiny Santa, then frolicked away. Unluckily, Mama saw her. "Pumpkin no! That is Grammy's Tiny Santa. You can't have it!" and she got it away from her, replacing it with squeaky raccoon. Who in the world wanted squeaky raccoon, now that she'd had a taste of Tiny Santa? Pumpkin vowed to bide her time...

The following year when the tree was put up, Pumpkin watched very carefully to see where Tiny Santa was placed. "I see you Pumpkin Louise. No touching Tiny Santa," Grammy Rita said. 

But as we all know: Christmas is the time of miracles. Victoria the cat was under the tree, batting at the low-hanging ornaments. This made the branches shake, and lo and behold: Tiny Santa fell to the floor. Pumpkin grabbed it from the floor and ran to her bed to play with it. However, no matter how much she chewed on Tiny Santa, there was no sound. It wasn't a squeaky toy after all. Losing interest in the silent ornament, Pumpkin went on her merry way to annoy Victoria.

When Mama Kitty came home, she saw the remnants of Tiny Santa and her eyes widened in horror. "Pumpkin what did you do??? Grammy is going to kill you!" A few minutes later she came home. "Hi Kitty. What are you doing?" "Nothing," and she scooted over by the dog bed. Grammy Rita put her work bag down and went to the tree. 

Uh oh: something was missing. "Where's Tiny Santa?"

"Oh mom, I'm so sorry," Kitty said. She opened her hand and there was the last bit of Tiny Santa. 

Grammy Rita gasped. "What happened? How did Pumpkin get my Tiny Santa? Why is it always my things that get ruined? The one little thing that brought me joy is gone!" She sorrowfully went up to her room with the little bit of fluff that was left of her favorite ornament.

Kitty couldn't let her mom have a sad Christmas. She vowed to find her another Tiny Santa. And by the weekend she did! She was so happy, she rushed home to show her. "Look mom, it's Tiny Santa!" "Thanks Kitty, but it's not really. It's bigger." "But not too much bigger; only 1/2 an inch bigger. And look: it fits right on the same branch and has the same happy look on his face."

Grammy Rita knew she was being childish. Kitty had gone to all the trouble to find a replacement, and look how she was acting. That wasn't the Christmas spirit at all! So she gave Kitty a big hug. "It may not be Tiny Santa, but we can call him Little Santa." She put him on the tree, and he fit perfectly on the branch. "He looks good. Thanks so much Kitty:  you're a good daughter." "Of course I am mom!"

To this day, Little Santa is placed on the tree every year.  And this makes Grammy Rita very happy. The End.